Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  TMNT 2007

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025 1

  I wish kids movies still had grit like this

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  Star Trek 2009

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Messy editing, weird cinematography and sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many fake lens flares. 
  But I do imagine this would be hype if I gave a shit or knew anything about Star Trek

Popular reviews

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  Okja 2017

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025 4

  I cried again but Arlene didn’t cry as much as I thought she would

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 14 Feb 2024

  Ah Madame Web; the movie I always knew I never needed. 

  I think this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. 

  What is to like about this movie? I would say the best thing is that it’s over, but that that is evidence that it began, which itself is a loss. 

  Some of the worst/tryhard cinematography I’ve seen in recent years, an absolute exposition dump from beginning to end, not a single compelling character, editing looked like it was done…

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