Noah

Noah

All opinions are from some guy. Idk you don’t know him but he’s cool

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Paris, Texas
  • Hiroshima Mon Amour
  • Taxi Driver

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  • All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    ★★★★★

  • Incendies

    ★★★★½

  • Swamp Dogg Gets His Pool Painted

    ★★★★½

  • Your Opinion, Please

    ★★★★★

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  • All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    ★★★★★

    Imagine my mom watching this haha
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  • Incendies

    Incendies

    ★★★★½

    The cross becomes an omniscient, almost eldritch, presence: constantly in the background of every shot. The basis of every atrocity that has plagued this family’s past and sours their present is colonialism. What starts as an examination of a family’s scars becomes a study of a country’s historical wounds.
    The other day I was thinking of how sadness can really only exist within an exterior of hope. Therefore, Something that is miserable without a pretense of joy isn’t sad, it…

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★½

    Sucks balls!!
    Everything is dialed up to 11 to obscure from the fact that this has nothing to say. Everything is borrowed from somewhere else. The plot’s ripped from Parasite purely because that story structure lends itself towards entertainment while completely ignoring what made it so special. The cinematography rips from the most annoying habits of Euphoria and call me by your name (that was a gay movie and this is sort of a gay movie too, so why not!)…

  • The Old Way

    The Old Way

    ★½

    The homie crushed it in this but the rest of it was not great