A film about a woman’s descent into madness. No, I’m not talking about the main character. I’m talking about me, the viewer. Why? Let’s take it back to the beginning. The trailer. This movie had an INCREDIBLE trailer. So much so that I was willing - no, eager - to part ways with £12.80 simply to witness it. The trailer, however, is where this movie’s editing prowess ended. Protagonist? Insane. Dialogue? Non-existent. Discernible plot? Reported missing, efforts moving to recovery…
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Mickey 17 2025
Best Performance by a Printer in a Motion Picture Drama. As for the rest of the performances… I’m hate to say it but I’m not blown away. Feels like everyone was giving 60% of what they needed to give. Strange accents, looping plot lines, and WAY too much time spent on what was a spectacularly boring ship. But then again, my foray into space themed movies is limited to Alien so unless there’s a murderous alien on board, I’m going…
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Companion 2025
Some might say that Sophie Thatcher is a girlboss, but in this movie she is a girlbot. And that is literally all I have to say. I wish I had some deeper commentary to offer but honestly I just enjoyed getting to stare at Sophie Thatcher for a couple of hours as she sliced her way through some sucky people who like totally deserved it. My one observation here is the wardrobe team did not come to play. Kind of…
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Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025
Bridget Jones: Sad About the Boy. Many moons ago, I made the mistake of watching Me Before You in theatres. I cried so hard I dislodged a contact lens and had to go and stare at a wall for, like, three days. Once my vision and sanity were restored, I swore I would never let a movie hurt me like that again. Today, I am sad to announce, I have broken that sacred oath. The worst part? This movie was…
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