Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Apr 2022

  Charles Foster Kane's last word was, "AmbuLAnce™️" and now Michael Bay has solved the mystery.

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  Ambulance 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Apr 2022

  Citizen Kane sucks

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Staring into the abyss of human value and art. The Russos shove us head first into that cinematic desolation. 320 million lies at the bottom.

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  Snow White 2025

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I hate every single frame. I hate every single sound. Cynical, soulless. Hundreds of millions of dollars that would've been better off in a furnace.

  I don't even like the original Snow White, but at the very least, it was a beautiful technological innovation. But every facet of this ugly movie deserves derision.

  Disney should be stormed like the Winter Palace. It's an evil empire.

Popular reviews

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  Stutz 2022

  ★½ Watched 23 Nov 2022 28

  EDIT: 7/10/23: Well, now we know Jonah is clearly an asshole.

  OP
  If this movie helped you in any way, I don't wish to take away from that. I also don't think Jonah or Stutz outwardly intended any harm, and if they're both doing well, that's great. However, I have a few bones to pick.

  I find a lot of this movie to be very performative in its depiction of therapy. A lot of this is jovial back and forth…

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  Let It Be 1970

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2021 2

  Paul brought in his daughter so Ringo could have someone to talk to while the real adults worked.