Noah Eisen

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Favorite films

  • The Prestige
  • Arrival
  • Knives Out
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Companion

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • I'm Still Here

    ★★★★

  • A Different Man

    ★★★½

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  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    ★★★★

    Rachel Sennott ❤️❤️❤️

    I didn't realize Bottoms wasn't streaming yet so we watched this instead. I saw a review before that described it as "claustrophobic Jewish humor" and I couldn't get that phrase out of my head the whole movie.

    Here is some mid-movie Sarah commentary highlights:
    - "What's a shiksa?"
    - "Is the weight thing a Jewish thing? Is that why your mom always calls me skinny"
    - "Seriously what is a shiksa?"

  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street

    ★★★★½

    Where were you when Jonah Hill single handedly ended antisemitism?

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    First off, my utter adoration for Robert Pattinson is reaffirmed (not that it needed any reaffirmation), but that is where my positive commentary ends.

    This had me hooked at first with its campy tone and interesting, heady ideas (the many yous you are), but then it didn't follow through on anything, got strange and flat-feeling and lost me completely. It was still entertaining throughout so I'll give it three bags of popcorn.

    I also don't need any more Trump-ed up caricatures in the movies I watch - I get enough of that from the news.

    Also also the creepers were totally Ohmus

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★

    I knew beforehand that this movie would be in the "I would never enjoy this in any other setting besides a theater" category. I wish I had the setup/patience/attention to watch films like this at home but I know I do not -- so it was off to the theater for me.

    And I loved it! The score, the pacing, the acting, the DRIP, the subtle (and not subtle) holocaust imagery, the long takes, the lighting was all top tier.…