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Death Becomes Her 1992
GOD I love practical effects and pre-2000s cgi!!!!! And this feels like the shining example of both! What a freaking ROMP! Shoutout to The Team, who was doing genius culture connections — spotting the influence this had on the Jennifer’s Body’s and the Substances of the world…. Truly a blueprint for campy dark comedy (the best genre imo)
The scariest part of this movie however was the body dysmorphia I was getting from these girls and their quest for beauty….
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Pitch Perfect 3 2017
Not much left to say that the girlies did not…. It’s a haunting departure from the other pitch perfects, and I ultimately felt in awe of what I was watching… as Jaymes said, a movie meant to be viewed in theatres!
It’s truly my life’s joy to make my friends watch fever dream terrible movies that I’ve seen, so that I don’t have to be alone in the experience…
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Conclave 2024
Wow another movie cooked up in a lab for lil old Neve….
I think if I were born a man (oops unintentional reference to themes…) and kind of evil I would have made a great cardinal…… I’d have so much fun sequestered with those freaks. They’re all strutting around in their cunty robes & clic-clac heels, gossiping about each other — this is what I love about Catholicism. (Catholics don’t come for me, Im a big fan of your swag and penchance for drama)
Relating to Ralph Fiennes character a lot bc I too am a heavy breather who is reluctant to take on management roles 😔
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023
Ok the last of my Air-Canada-flight-back-log reviews!
I think they were trying to do a few too many things, and if they focused in a little more on one or two ideas the execution would have been better. Buuuuuuuut ultimately I want a million movies in the hunger games cinematic universe. I don’t care, keep pumping them out for gods sake!!!! 🫶
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