Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  The ultimate nepotism payoff. Quaid V Nicholson: Dawn of Notable Parents. 

  This movie rocks. The build up before the action kicks in gave me a lot of anxiety, mostly because I kept thinking about biting my own tongue off even tho I very much feel pain. Chappell Roan needle drop in the first 20 minutes was jarring but welcome and kinda cute. I kinda wanna lick Jack Quaid’s crispy fried fingers, is that so wrong? It feels right. 

  Nazis get punched in the face with glass fists. What else to I need to say? Good movie. Put that in more movies.

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  Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping 2016

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  More like Connor4Fake!
  cause it’s like a movie and not real. 

  I do not have the same stuff in my jeep

Popular reviews

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  Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip 2015

  ★½ Watched 29 Apr 2022

  I like the part when they’re terrorists

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  Golden Door 2006

  ★★★ Watched 11 Sep 2022

  He swam in cum NOT CLICKBAIT