put your hand back under my shirt
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
-
Vampires: Los Muertos 2002
letting a hot evil vampire lady suck your cock:
good idea in the moment but not in the long term
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
Too Old to Die Young 2019
The only good thing about massive corporations blindly dumping endless amounts of money into trying to compete with Netflix and Hulu is that eventually they give an endless amount of money/creative freedom/final cut to an auteur who instead of just churning out yet another forgettable piece of content to add to the streaming service landfill they instead make a 13 hour long piece of total batshit insanity that 95% of people are going to turn off less than 30 minutes…
Translated from by -
Megalopolis 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
sure none of it makes any sense and almost all of the dialogue is bad but I can’t possibly hate a movie this cuckoo fucking bananas that gives me stuff like:
-the part where Adam Driver says the word club
-the part where Aubrey Plaza aggressively sits on Shia LaBeouf’s face
-the part where Jon Voight pretends a little hidden bow and arrow is his boner and then shoots Aubrey Plaza in the chest and Shia LaBeouf in the ass…
Translated from by
