Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Assault on Precinct 13 1976

  ★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Laundry movie, constant gunshots kept me rolling on through

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  The Conversation 1974

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Why was he wearing a plastic jacket the entire time??

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2022

  Despite being three hours long, the movie's romance plot still felt rushed. Not sure how that happens. Other than that, it should have been 1h45 long, he should have thrown the Batarang at the dangling cable in the stadium (you know, as it has always been used by every Batman, like, ever), and Robert Pattinson should stop staring so much.

  I actually slightly enjoyed this movie, and would have normally ranked it a lot higher (2.5 stars or so) were…

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  Nope 2022

  ★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2022

  Completely fails at presenting any themes strongly, developing characters you care about, building any suspense, or scaring you in the slightest. Big thirsty parachute poo-poo butthole in the sky is less scary than Substitute Teacher... big whiff.

  
  *Edit: I just remembered the sick psycho monkey vignette, might throw an extra half star on my rating just for that.