Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Argylle 2024

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  This was a movie I watched for date night. And I will probably never watch nor think about it again.

  Apparently the director recast the real cat halfway through to a CGI one because the "professional cat was useless"? The CGI in this was egregious and ugly, btw.

  A crime that Henry Cavill was barely in this despite being in all the promos. Plus, they gave him two awful haircuts. Truly offensive.

  I wish I could banish that oil rig skate scene from my brain permanently.

  THIS is the same guy who did Kingsman? Man, that end credits scene makes so much more sense now.

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  Amityville in Space 2022

  ★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  One star for the fun we had along the way! Move over Jason X, get outta the way Leprechaun 4 - THIS is peak sci-fi sequel horror cinema 😎👽🔪

  Maissie really kicked her feet and cackled during this, ending her reign of picking the space entrys of famous horror franchises.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Robert Pattinson doing another goofy voice while dying over and over again?

  Yeah so I saw it opening night! Any new Bong Joon-ho movie is an instant watch, especially in combo with Pattinson's weird, Radcliffian movie era that's happening right now, big fan of it.

  Parasite still holds the crown for me, but this was nonetheless a fun, wonky sci-fi adventure that pleased all of us. There's some depth missing towards the end for me, but overall, I love the anti-capitalist message of an expendable, reprintable human.

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022

  ★★★ Rewatched 05 Jan 2025

  A rewatch before seeing the new Sonic 3 this week. I enjoyed this more than the first because I watched it with all my friends (who now make it a habit to view each new Sonic installment together bc we're silly gamers who love memes, idk). I remember not liking the Idris Elba Knuckles performance as much as everyone else, so I'm holding out hope that Keanu Reeves as Shadow will cinch my heart for favorite celebrity Sonic appearance (yes,…