Noah

Noah

i’m here for a good time not a long time 😳

Favorite films

  • Heathers
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • Across the Universe
  • Girl, Interrupted

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  • Heretic

    ★★½

  • Love Hurts

    ★★½

  • Dream Scenario

    ★★½

  • Wicked

    ★★★★

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  • Love Hurts

    Love Hurts

    ★★½

    Very unserious.

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★

    Um okay!!!!

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ½

    really really bad, terrible even. i can’t believe people are raving about this, it’s easily one of the worst movies i’ve ever seen. they threw everything they could at the wall and gathered what stuck and put it in this movie. it’s not complex or beautiful, it’s ugly and tired.

  • 28 Weeks Later

    28 Weeks Later

    ½

    this was stupid as fuck. i need to stand strong in my stance of never watching sequels. Jeremy Renner is an abomination. now tell me can zombies drive cars? so why the hell would you be shooting at a moving car? i have a massive headache from the shaky ass camera scenes, not sure that was necessary at all. seeing Imogen Poots was the only redeemable quality of this but it still isn’t worthy of anyone’s time. skip skip skip.

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