Theo ⚧ ☆

Theo ⚧ ☆ Patron

Perverted sex freak who’s also a celibate prude
I watch movies to enjoy them, not to critique them

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Lost Boys
  • Lisa Frankenstein
  • Suspiria

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  • Suburbia

    ★★★★

  • Trailer Park of Terror

    ★★★★

  • Evil Dead II

  • The Evil Dead

    ★★★★

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  • Suburbia

    Suburbia

    ★★★★

    Hey so get ready to feel the full spectrum of human emotions while watching this one. The acting obviously isn’t award winning, but it’s done intentionally in my opinion. This is one of those, raw “holy shit I wasn’t expecting this” movies.

  • Trailer Park of Terror

    Trailer Park of Terror

    ★★★★

    pure filth in the best way possible

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    Why you should watch this movie

    -Full frontal of Bill Skarsgard in full Count Orlock prosthetics

    -Count Orlock grinding on another man

    -Lilly Rose Depp was amazing along with the other actors

    -2,000 live rats

    -Phenomenal lighting and directing 

    -Expands on the original story while also paying respects

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★

    Me watching the entire time watching this: They reference that in NBC Hannibal. Did you know they reference that in NBC Hannibal? Fredrick Chilton? Like Fredrick Chilton in NBC Hannibal? Jack Crawford? Like Jack Crawford in NBC Hannibal? Did you know they made a show about Hannibal on NBC? It’s called NBC Hannibal I don’t know if you know that.