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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  I think my brain is fucked up, this movie is likely better than what I think of it but reading the book shortly before makes it really hard for me to watch this without comparing. And with most book to movie adaptations, it usually doesn’t go too well for the movie! Early on I tried to bury my complaints about how fast the movie was going but idk man the book had such a distinct vibe to it, especially early.…

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025 3

  Heineken!? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

  
  Ok im back a day later, I said I was going to review every movie I see and repeating my fav line probably does not constitute a review. It was late and there’s a looot I have to say about this one so I think I just got overwhelmed and wrote the Heineken line and went to bed. But we back and we brief.

  The big vibes I got from this one were similar to twin…

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  Vertigo 1958

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025 6

  Baby’s second solo movie! Unintentional since the other person had to bail but it was a much nicer experience than Coming to Midmerica. My two complaints for that one were being completely alone in the theater and the late showtime basically making it the end of my day. Both of those were fixed here and I was way less depressed after leaving the theater lol

  Anyways whoa! This was a good one! I don’t think I’ve seen any movies by…

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  Lost in Translation 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Apr 2023 5

  I watched this movie like a week ago and didn’t review it as I usually don’t, but I was thinking about it for a while today because I was listening to a song that was also in the movie. And I guess I have some thoughts on the movie but it also kinda led to more thoughts about how I personally watch and judge movies, so I’m gonna document those here cuz it’s something that’s been gestating in my head…

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