Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  Why did I decide to rewatch this?

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  Toys 1992

  Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Who was this made for? Or more importantly: WHY was this made for?

  It's a fever dream where everything is not menacing enough to turn you off from forcing yourself to wake up, but it does toe that line more often than not.

  LL Cool J was acting his whole pussy off in this one.

Popular reviews

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  Tartarus 2005

  Watched 01 Apr 2023

  I hope Juan Fernandez is having a good day today.

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  Baby Cat 2023

  Watched 24 Jun 2024

  I have a lot of feelings about this movie for some reason, but mostly just aggravated at the sheer potential. I really wish this wasn't utilizing so much AI. 98% positive the script was made with chatGPT or something. It's just nonsensical-- I don't mind the nonsense, but more wishing it was manmade nonsense. Regardless of that big blunder it really is great, very much a 'so bad it's good' movie (to me at least).

  The actors, the camerawork, the…