Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  This would’ve been a very different movie if someone had packed enough Sweet Baby Rays barbecue sauce on the spaceship

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  You’re telling me she built that entire second bathroom with such precision and accuracy and never mentioned it again once?!??

Popular reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Oct 2024

  Basically Minecraft survival mode with Christianity

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  Nosferatu 1922

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  When they double the frame rate, you know some bad things boutta go down