Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  chatgpt ass script

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  don’t ask me the color of NOTHING except Paul Mescal’s eyes

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  giving it 1 star for the costumes and set design because they were *chef’s kiss*, but seriously one of the worst movies i’ve ever seen. 

  why are some reviews saying this film is “feminist”? Am I being gaslit or should I be deeply troubled by everyone seeing this as anything more than a male fantasy of “female empowerment”? 

  “If you’ve never swam in an ocean of course a pool seems deep.” ☕️

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2024

  My life is now divided by before I saw this movie and after. BD and AD, if you will.

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