Dude, where's Jack?
I'm appalled at seeing Cronenberg has changed directions and started casting blockbuster stars to market his movies instead of his most trusted collaborators, like Black and Blunt.
I know Ian McKellen will bring a larger female audience due to his undeniable sex appeal, but all I could think during the multiple spanking scenes between Knightley and McKellen was "Jack Black would really bring this scene to the next level".