Connor

Connor

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  • Cop Car
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon
  • The Conversation
  • Deadbeat at Dawn

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  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Dracula 3000

    ★½

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★½

  • Mahakaal

    ★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★½

    An okay monkey movie.

  • Dracula 3000

    Dracula 3000

    ★½

    As a historical phenomenon, 'Dracula 3000' boggles the mind.

    On one end of a timeline (1890s), you have Bram Stoker sitting down to pen a classic piece of Gothic literature and establish the definitive characterization of vampirism.

    On the other end of this timeline (2004), you have Coolio performing the role of 187, a cargo bay specialist turned bloodsucker who, in one unforgettable scene, describes a masturbation fantasy involving Erika Eleniak's "bazonkas" and "snow white ass." You also have deadfaced…

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Psychedelic Priest

    The Psychedelic Priest

    ★★½

    A pretty charming film, given its production background: no shooting script, filmed with a 3 person crew, an improvised child birth scene featuring real-life hippies (wow!). A no-budget Easy Rider, there is a beating heart somewhere beneath the scratchy celluloid.

    I enjoyed this movie and I think fans of William Grefe and low budget cinema will enioy it, too. Not as good as Death Curse of Tartu, but what is?

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