A family moves into a palatial summer home, only to find its walls contain bad omens and sinister motivations that begin to threaten the minds and lives of its new occupants.
Burnt Offerings is one of those classic 70s horrors that people of a certain age always recall terrifying them as a child. And, to be fair, there is some creepiness in its iconography and its overall atmosphere. For me, the film falls a little flat, and while I understand…
But we have Opera at home…
I keed, of course. This was my fourth viewing over the past 20 or so years of Soavi’s greasepaint and gore-soaked slasher - where everybody is slathered in makeup and my boy Eastman wears a giant owl head. And I like it a little more on each rewatch.
It takes itself a little too seriously but it goes in deliriously hard on that stark, late-80s Italian horror vibe, where the screen is awash in…
A completely surreal and shockingly dated stage show featuring lots of terrible tracks and a plotline involving The Shredder's plan to end all music.
Filmed at the height of the TMNT craze - which I fully admit to being a part of - Coming Out of Their Shells is a strange mix of concert and pantomime, with the Ninja Turtles forming a band and playing their (s)hit songs to a rammed audience of nunchaku-wielding kids and their bored looking parents.…
Slow, boring, confused and uneven. Nightmare Honeymoon is what happens when you try to make a rape-revenge vigilante movie that you can play to a TV audience. It also stars an actor called "Dack Rambo"
...DACK RAMBO
After making a mid-reception flit from their wedding day, a young couple, David and Jill, stumble upon a mob-killing. After David is beaten and Jill raped, the newlyweds struggle to find catharsis in the aftermath of the attack and kind of, in a…
