Matt Yablonski

Matt Yablonski

Favorite films

  • Fright Night
  • Young Frankenstein
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Some Like It Hot

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  • A Chinese Torture Chamber Story

    ★★★★

  • Primal Rage

    ★★★★

  • The Immortalizer

    ★★★★

  • Women on the Run

    ★★★★½

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  • A Chinese Torture Chamber Story

    A Chinese Torture Chamber Story

    ★★★★

    By far the most cursed use of Unchained Melody in a parody of the pottery wheel scene in Ghost but I don't remember Patrick Swayze getting jerked off in that scene.

    Lots of nudity, weird humor and absolutely brutal judicial torture.

    Oh and we get a supernatural level wire work fight/sex scene.

  • Primal Rage

    Primal Rage

    ★★★★

    You could easily make an entire movie of just that Halloween dance with all those insanely good costumes. Like my god, you could spend a lifetime recreating each costume for a different Halloween.

    Oh and this is a rage virus zombie but not really a zombie movie. So 28 Days Later if it was made by the Italians in the 1980s.

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  • Blonde Death

    Blonde Death

    ★★★★★

    January 24th, 2025, that's the date that will be recorded in the history books.

    For this is the day I finally seen Blonde Death.

    I was just a wee baby before watching this masterpiece.

    Who was I before this movie?

    All I know is I will not be the same.

    Bleeding Skull are correct in calling this the best SOV movie.

    Until someone shows me something superior, this is it, the crown jewel of sleazy independent movies.

    No notes, it's perfect.

    It's all down hill from here cause this is going to be my number one movie this year.

  • Fright Night

    Fright Night

    ★★★★★

    The perfect 80s horror. Genuinely couldn't give the special fx team high enough praise for the vampire transformations in this movie. *Chef's kiss of excellence*