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Forrest Gump 1994
This is a review of the VHS copy I bought at the flea market. The tape inside the case must have had the labels switched so imagine my surprise when I sit down with my family expecting to watch a classic movie about a slow man who makes history but instead get something called Busty MILF Milk Maidens 4. We still watched it out of respect for the filmmakers but things were awkward after that. Returning this as soon as possible
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A Complete Unknown 2024
Tired of these biopics about people no one’s ever heard of. Call me when it’s about Jesus or Optimus Prime or some other historical figure
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