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  The Fourth Kind 2009

  ★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  This movie scared the shit out of me when I was 13. We can conclude 13 year old me was a little baby.

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  Downtown Owl 2023

  ½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Im sorry...is this main character supposed to be sympathetic???
  Zero charisma at all. She kind of makes everyones life worse by being an adult child about her life. Like zero acknowledgment or closure about her marital issues?? I guess everything is fine if you just walk off into the snowy morning with your crush. Speaking of no closure, we're just gonna drop the sex pest plot in the last 30 mins I guess? That's cool! Teenagers should definitely be punished…

Popular reviews

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  Blood Harvest 1987

  ½ Watched 27 Jun 2023

  This movie blows chunks. Tiny Tim is (obviously) the only redeeming factor in an otherwise gratuitously rape-y schlock film.
  God. I'm so fucking mad I watched this.

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  Ascension 2014

  ½ Watched 28 Mar 2023

  "Imagine the people who went: hundreds of people out there in space in a world that never knew the summer of love Betty Friedan, Malcolm X, the Clash"
  That would be so epic right? To explore what a society completely cut off from the rest in the 1960s, isolated to form their own evolving culture, might look like.
  Too Bad we'll never have a fulfilling series that explores these questions!
  I think whoever did the set and costume research should…

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