Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Brice Man 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2024

  the shittest best shit movie ive watched
  i dont think its even translated into english its that bad
  family classic though so cant give anything less than a 4
  do not watch

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  Cloud Atlas 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2024

  my mind got so fucked you might see it on strange websites soon
  first hour and a half had me thinking i was having a stroke
  the connection at the end reminded me of prime messi and neymar
  boat slave the goat

Popular reviews

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  Rush Hour 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2024

  the culturally appropriated taken with a hint of william
  marvs upbringing was sadder than i thought
  chinese slim shady was kinda cold though
  need to watch 2 and 3 now

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2024

  longer than the time william went without shagging
  gonna have dreams of the boys pulling up on sandworms 
  might even fuck one too
  thought i was looking into bens eyes the whole movie
  so many bald white men felt like a referee association meeting
  great movie

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