Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Zodiac 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 06 May 2024

  I swear Jake Gylenhaal is autistic in every single role he plays, fairly certain sure I wouldn’t follow a murderous pedophile into a basement when asked. Film was good but limitations included Jules’ incessant death rattle (fairly sure the man lost a lung during the film) and the fact that it felt that my 26th birthday was going to arrive before the ending. 4 stars seems reasonable

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 May 2024

  really highlights how shit GWR is, expecting James Bond and bad bunny to accompany my next trip home. Still not quite sure what happened at the end but Sandra Bullock was a pleasant surprise, better than Joey King (I think she’s a whiney fish)

Popular reviews

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  A bit like the big short but in terms I could actually understand. Didn’t know Zuck was such a selfish little gimp or that Justin Timberlake was the co-founder of Facebook; engaging and interesting. Personally I would’ve cast one of the love on the spectrum crowd instead of Jesse Eisenberg for entertainment purposes, but three and a half stars feels tough cos it was actually a good film

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  Finding Nemo 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2024

  Honestly doesn’t make god tier Pixar films I’m afraid. I also hate Ellen degenerate so much that I refused to enjoy any scenes with Dory in it. There was also a bit that involved Nemo escaping his tank before getting flipped into a sink with dental equipment and washing out of a hole in a pipe that, if I’m honest, wasn’t very realistic.

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