Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  it’s ironic because this movie truly does illustrate the importance of being earnest

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  The Straight Story 1999

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ½ Watched 27 Jun 2022

  i absolutely fucking hate this movie

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  Watched 18 Apr 2024

  POP QUIZ: your girlfriend gets a small cut on her hand, do you?
  A: run to the nearest first aid kit and get her a band-aid
  B: bring her to the bathroom to wash the wound out with soap and warm water
  or C: YEET THAT BITCH RIGHT INTO A FUCKING WALL!!

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