Petter

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Horror enthusiast with a soft spot for the ‘80s

Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Raw
  • The Evil Dead
  • Midsommar

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  • Piranha

    ★★★

  • Bend It Like Beckham

    ★★★½

  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    ★★½

  • Tennis Court

    ★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Piranha

    Piranha

    ★★★

    Terror, horror, death. Film at eleven.

    Joe Dante’s early creature feature is properly old-fashioned, campy, and surprisingly violent given the absurd premise. No one is spared — even kids are served up as fodder for the ferocious little eaters. The titular piranhas are mostly shown as a flurry of teeth, blood, and air bubbles or as a school ‘swimming’ in a suspiciously straight line. Even so, the effects hold up well enough, even though the piranhas sound like a swarm…

  • Bend It Like Beckham

    Bend It Like Beckham

    ★★★½

    A Sunday afternoon feel-good movie with a touch of cultural struggle, some football, a slightly problematic relationship, and two likable leads in Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley. 

    You don’t see many of these outsider-teen-doing-sports movies nowadays. Used to be loads of them.

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  • Dead & Buried

    Dead & Buried

    ★★★½

    Welcome to Potters Bluff!

    Dead & Buried is a slow and deliberate, old-school horror film. It’s considered a classic, but for some reason, I’ve never gotten around to watching it before. With a script by Alien writers Shusett and O’Bannon, I expected a certain level of quality—and it is good—but this is not a film that’s in a hurry to show its hand. It would be borderline boring if not for a constantly eerie atmosphere that sometimes reminds me of The…

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★½

    So, my son wanted to watch A Nightmare on Elm Street, and as luck would have it, I had the 4K Blu-ray on hand. Immediately after the film ended, he asked if we could watch the second film too.

    Proud dad.