Phineas Jones

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Favorite films

  • Seven Samurai
  • Aliens
  • Henry Fool
  • Porco Rosso

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  • Empire of the Sun

    ★★★½

  • Lincoln

    ★★★★★

  • Stagecoach

  • The Ice Pirates

    ★½

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  • Empire of the Sun

    Empire of the Sun

    ★★★½

    Hadn't seen this since watching it on video probably around the time it first came out, and I could only remember it was about baby Christian Bale and something something John Malkovich. I didn't even remember Joey Pants was in there and who can forget Joey Pants. I feel like other people maybe don't see it the same as me, but the interesting thing about Jim in this movie is that as grim as things get for him, he's really…

  • Lincoln

    Lincoln

    ★★★★★

    This thing gets better every time I watch it.

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  • Lemmy

    Lemmy

    ★★★★★

    I love Lemmy. If you love Lemmy, you will love this movie. If you do not love Lemmy watch this movie and you will. I liked this so much I'm almost not even mad they let Lars Ulrich talk in it a little.

  • The Swimmer

    The Swimmer

    ★★★★

    The best logline I have for this, which would not have worked very well in 1968, is 'Don Draper in Hell'.

    So you can watch for a rather harrowing portrait of a guy who is really Going Through It, or just to see Burt Lancaster wearing basically nothing but swim trunks the whole time just looking like a golden god. While really Going Through It.

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