Phineas Jones

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Favorite films

  • Seven Samurai
  • Aliens
  • Henry Fool
  • Porco Rosso

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  • A Knight's Tale

    ★★★★

  • Star Trek: Insurrection

    ★★★

  • The Domino Principle

    ★★★

  • Mississippi Burning

    ★★★★½

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  • A Knight's Tale

    A Knight's Tale

    ★★★★

    One I’ve been meaning to get to for ages and yes it’s pretty much as fun as its reputation. Like a Rocky movie but for jousting. Paul Bettany really needs to get let off the leash like this more often.

  • Star Trek: Insurrection

    Star Trek: Insurrection

    ★★★

    Someone thought to make all the baddies in this look like Katherine Helmond in Brazil and no one stopped them. Unless they were modeled on post-burn Ralph Fiennes in The English Patient. Anyway not the best alien bad guys Trek ever came up with. But there’s a lot of interesting arguments in here against ethnic cleansing that seem to have fallen out of fashion now.

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  • Lemmy

    Lemmy

    ★★★★★

    I love Lemmy. If you love Lemmy, you will love this movie. If you do not love Lemmy watch this movie and you will. I liked this so much I'm almost not even mad they let Lars Ulrich talk in it a little.

  • The Swimmer

    The Swimmer

    ★★★★

    The best logline I have for this, which would not have worked very well in 1968, is 'Don Draper in Hell'.

    So you can watch for a rather harrowing portrait of a guy who is really Going Through It, or just to see Burt Lancaster wearing basically nothing but swim trunks the whole time just looking like a golden god. While really Going Through It.

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