Phoneutria

Phoneutria

🧛🏻‍♀️ I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to f*ck 👻

Favorite films

  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople
  • The Thing

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  • Wicked

    ★★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★

  • Curse of Chucky

    ★★★

  • American Psycho

    ★★★★½

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  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★½

    Bateman got fucking dental work for this film even though literally no one asked him to it is disrespectful to give this art less than 4 stars

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    So where in his head did the bees go like the size of his head did not change but like so many goddamn bees went in there

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  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★★

    I'm the exact kind of fucked up who this movie was made for (I wanted Veronica and JD to get together somehow, I wanted Victor and Emily to be soulmates in Corpse Bride) and I loved it. Justice for weird tumblr girlies was wrought.

    The only problem with buying into the fantasy world sell of "these two are doing awful things but it's fiiiine because everyone in this world is comically awful so we're allowed to root for them like…

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

    ★★★½

    Now That's What I Call Groovy

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