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Odds are, there’s a musical version of that. And I will let you know ✨

Horrors + Musicals + Weird Shit

Favorite films

  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • The Red Shoes
  • Possession
  • The Love Witch

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  • Snow White

    ★½

  • The Car Fucking Movie

  • Tremors

    ★★★½

  • Prayers for the Stolen

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  • Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

    Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

    ★★★★½

    I tend to watch musicals when I’m sad. 





    And also when I’m happy.

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★½

    Mashallah, Gal Gadot is hijabi in this movie. 
    And Snow White is a commie.

  • The Car Fucking Movie

    The Car Fucking Movie

    So umm I just learnt about a new fetish, and it’s not about the car. (Hint:🪲)

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  • Heathers: The Musical

    Heathers: The Musical

    ★★★★★

    Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. This is top tier!

  • The Sweet East

    The Sweet East

    ★★★

    Mild spoilers and rant ahead. 

    The screening was followed by a Q&A with the writer, and prolific film critic, Nick Pinkerton. 

    He seemed to have a braggadocious attitude about doing little to no research for his film. This is a bit concerning given how detailed the white supremacy talking points were. When he was asked about that, he simply said that he “knew a guy who went down those rabbit holes”. 

    A slice of the film involves the protagonist spending…