pjano

pjano

Favorite films

  • Crimes of the Future
  • Asteroid City
  • The Green Knight
  • Nightmare Alley

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  • The Secret Bride

    ★★★½

  • Bad Day at Black Rock

    ★★★★★

  • Johnny Guitar

    ★★★★★

  • The Girl Can't Help It

    ★★★★★

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  • The Secret Bride

    The Secret Bride

    ★★★½

    a fun lil romantic mystery but
    *spoilers*
    the plot thread of the DA office investigator is hired as by a wealthy political donor/strategist to be a spook handler for his rival’s secretary pushing the poor smuck to murder is crazy… the fbi just has the internet for that now

  • Bad Day at Black Rock

    Bad Day at Black Rock

    ★★★★★

    was already my shit but then it goes so bonkers at the end it became an all timer for me

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  • Southland Tales

    Southland Tales

    ★★★★★

    this movie is the prescient masterpiece that people think idiocracy is

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★½

    should’ve kept the zanier, looney tunes noir vibe from the opening minute instead of abandoning it immediately.

    qualley is charming as slutty lesbian foghorn leghorn, don’t get the complaints on her accent seems like she’s the only one who remembers what kind of movie this should be.

    viswanathan is trying but they don’t give her anything to do past her introduction, could’ve been more droopy-esq, she’s great in the emotional beats tho.

    surprise matt damon is always good, movie briefly remembers its cartoon roots when he gets there.