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  Armageddon 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  If the male orgasm lasted for 151 minutes(in a bad way—thin metal anal probe, strategically placed electric shocks, pleasure and pain entirely indistinguishable after the first few moments). Michael Bay is a magnificent idiot  😍

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  Nostalgia-driven slop. Cheap, but not cheap enough.

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  Wicked 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Arianna looked like she got a colonic with a Shop Vac

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★ Watched 03 Dec 2022

  This movie needed ONE joke… just a crumb of joke. A single joke. Because it took itself so seriously the audience had no choice but to laugh at it.  all of you are retarded

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