Amazon prime thought I "might like" this and you know what I did fucking "like" this, it was terrible. Imagine being a middle-aged dude having a topless makeout session with your old research partner's kid IN FRONT OF HER while simultaneously burning each other's fingerprints off on a sheet of hot metal. I want to get in the mind of the guy who wrote that and who thought that that was ok. I love it
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In from the Side 2022
Watched this on a whim because I wanted something on while I ate dinner and the poster had two hot dudes on it. Was really worried at first that this was gonna be a homophobia in Sport preventing gay love sob story but turns out it's about a rugby club entirely composed of gay men, which it turns out do exist in real life and not just fantasies from my teenagerhood. Could have stood to be shorter.
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El Chupacabra 2003
Some quotes and dialogue exchanges from this film. You couldn't pay me to watch this again to be able to provide context for half of these.
"Even the Bible wasn't popular when it first came out"
"Not even capitalism can drain the blood of goats"
"This stinks of a wlefare case and I wasn't hired on affirmative action, you understand?"
"Are you familiar with el chupacabra"
"Don't worry about it, they have a better chance of catching smallpox"
"Goats are…
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