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Recent reviews

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  Humanoids from the Deep 1980

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Sci-fix52 - Produced by Roger Corman 

  Love me some “guy in a suit” monster schlock, especially when they are extra gloopy.

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  I know this sounds crazy for a movie about a man with a sowed-on dog head and a plot thar is overflowing with bizarre lore and has a new gag every three seconds, but Dog Man is shockingly restrained. There’s only a handful of butt jokes, where I expected a billion (zero diarrhea jokes, which is wild because there’s one on every other page in the books). Not complaining, but after reading a dozen of the books out loud to…

Popular reviews

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  Phantom of the Paradise 1974

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Oct 2023 1

  Hooptober x - 5 by De Palma etc

  IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I TIME TRAVEL BACK TO MY 2001 HIGH SCHOOL CAST PARTY OF ANNIE (LEAD BUM/BERT HEALY’S TAP SHOES) AND YOU SLAP THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW VHS OUT OF THE VCR AND SWAP IT FOR A COPY OF PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE.

  please, tell your theatre kid about phantom of the paradise before it’s too late.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  Watched 02 Dec 2024

  Standing right in the center of the Venn diagram of “audacious camp masterpiece” and “horrific dogshit cringe trash” stands me, muttering “oh yeah you’ve got a great point” back and forth.