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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  Watched 15 Feb 2025 1

  It wasn’t so bad it hurt like most of the recent marvel movies that came out, but I feel like the reshoots and constant changes made to the film ended up hurting it in the long run. They chose villains that would’ve worked far better in a standalone Hulk movie over anything. I guess it’s because Sam Wilson doesn’t have any standout villains, but a lot of the movie just felt like Banner would’ve been a better protagonist. It’s a…

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  Batman & Robin 1997

  Watched 06 Feb 2025

  I'm an avid defender of this movie. The set designs, costumes and cinematography just add to the comic book aesthetic so much, and it's just so entertaining. Poison Ivy is so goated too

  Bat credit card :)

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  Watched 14 Feb 2024 4

  It took me quite some time to figure out what to say for this review. Madame Web was a movie I was excited to see, hoping it would capture the hilarity of Morbius and be something I could turn my brain off and enjoy. When watching it, my mind wasn't filled with hate or anger at what I was watching. Instead, my mind was filled with ideas for this film. The whole thing is wasted potential, so wasted in fact…

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  Barbie 2023

  Watched 21 Jul 2023

  To call barbie "vile" would be an understatement

  With all the subtlety of a brick, barbie, a children's doll line attempts to look at this doll line with the lens of an egotistical, selfish, political-rotten brained adult.

  The meta humor and constant buzzwords make it a pain to get through: I had to walk out for a few minutes just to take a breather. The whole thing was just retched

  The art direction is incredible and the casting was perfect…

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