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ari <3

because here… they are

Favorite films

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • La La Land
  • Game Night
  • The Holdovers

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • Rat Race

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    facist, strange-inflection speaking “president” gets grazed with a bullet on his face and uses it as propaganda, side-character oddball/apathetic scientist successfully appeases said president… the movie was written 2 years ago

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    stanley tucci has a “diva” switch inside of him and it’s never been turned off once. most cunt cardinal i know

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  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★★

    my favorite movie until i remember mathew broderick killed two people promptly after filming. thanks a lot, cam

  • Bolt

    Bolt

    ★★★★½

    no i don’t own a bolt stuffed animal and know all the words to jenny lewis’ “barking at the moon” stfu be quiet