Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Respect the pouch!

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  They Say Nothing Stays the Same 2019

  ★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Absolutely glacial pacing and awkward surreal fantasy sequences that needlessly break the immersion keep me from being more enthusiastic. 

  Hamasyan(!!!!) score is soft and gentle, and the cinematography is approaching days of heaven gorgeous. 

  What would Toichi say about Baby Park on Mario kart?

Popular reviews

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  Supersex 2024

  ★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  2025 I’m trying to improve my Italian and this is what I start with? lol. There’s some good acting and I like some of the songs included, but overall is forgettable. 

  You ruined my life by ravishing my pussy 

  Is a real line of dialogue

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  I have a similar relationship to Takis.

  
  
  

  
  I went in with massive expectations and was satisfied. Eggers has done it again!