Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Warcraft 2016

  ★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  “Spellchucker” omfg

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  Optimus Prime is a boot-licker and a class-traitor. Megatron did literally nothing wrong.

Popular reviews

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  Programmed for Pleasure 1981

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2022

  This ran so Ex Machina could walk.

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  The Holy Mountain 1973

  ½ Watched 24 Jun 2022 1

  One of the worst, most obvious, obnoxious, pretentious, and heavy-handed movies I’ve ever seen in my entire life. The cinematic equivalent to watching someone on acid sucking themself off while thinking they’re incredibly profound for doing so. I despise this movie, and the shallow cult-like performative film-bro love and praise it gets more than life itself.

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