Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Once Were Warriors 1994

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  fuckin hell mate.

  I’d say that I’ve seen a lot of films, and in all my years I’ve never encountered such a hard watch as Once Were Warriors. The film is just nonstop agony. Constant suffering. When you think things can only get better, they get worse. And the whole time you’re just silently begging for it to stop. But you would be a moron to call it “Trauma Porn” because it’s one of the most important films of all…

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  Tampopo 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  chest day. bowl of noodles. one of the greatest films ever made. never kill yourself.

  ok I gotta write an actual review cause this movie is that good. Most of the time, when I give a film five stars its some melancholic, 150 minute anti-drama about the collapse of a family or some shit, but Tampopo is really just a flawless film. In the inverse of Emilia Perez, I had a big ass grin across my face for the entire…

Popular reviews

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  The Great Sperm Race 2009

  ★ Watched 25 Nov 2022

  Why did they go to a strip club for like zero reason

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Jul 2024

  Abbysmal dogshit. An insult to the concept of film. Deadpool & Wolverine is not a movie. It is a two hundred million dollar corporate merger, where they pick and choose who stays behind in the ugly and cheesy fox universe, and who proceeds to our shiny, perfect MCU. In the classic Deadpool fashion, the film points out it's own weaknesses and missteps, to show you that theyre "in on the joke". This film is a joke. A pitiful one. The film's…