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Recent reviews

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★½ Added

  The saddest part about this whole Sony live action Marvel-verse is that with each one I see people online all like “this next one’s gonna be the one baby!” only for it to come out and be written by someone who’s never had an interaction with another human being before

  Like we got Madame Web and Venom 3 from the same studio last year and people still had hopes for this one?!

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  Hellboy: The Crooked Man 2024

  ★★½ Added

  I’m such an odd case because I’ll watch a witch woman’s skin and bones all crack and creak into place and be fine but then listening to the side effects of the Nexplanon ad on Hulu made me queasy

Popular reviews

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★½ Added 1

  I got free tickets to an early screening where people laughed and cheered at just about everything but the only thing that made me cackle was the unironic use of “Memories” by Maroon 5

  I can’t hear that song and NOT hear Stewie, Peter, Quagmire, and Herbert singing it

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  Christmas Do-Over 2006

  ★½ Added

  This Groundhog Day rip-off gets instantly more watchable once you realize that the lead kinda sounds like Tim Robinson in some scenes

  I just pictured this as one long and ridiculous I Think You Should Leave sketch

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