Quartz

Quartz

Favorite films

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Thing
  • Twins in Paradise
  • Star Wars

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  • Monkey Man

    ★★★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

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  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

    ★★★★★

    This film really does rip. It's crazy stylish and the action is brutal and well choreographed. The fights are dirty, bloody, grimy, and utilize the environment brilliantly. The inclusion of the hijra is even more compelling in 2025. It's a really good movie!

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★

    mid! the devil worship felt annoying and despite Nic Cage putting in a good performance he is also playing an evil effete gnc man and I didnt enjoy it. Good gore occasionally and good atmosphere but still mid.

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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ½

    Fuck richard obrien.

    Okay here are my fucking thoughts about this clitting show. It tears my fucking heart out that this deeply canonized and quintessential piece of queer media is transmisogynistic to its fucking core. It destroys me that a legacy film and experience that formed a cornerstone of queerness for decades is about a transfeminine sex pest who dies at the end. It absolutely rends my soul that this explicitly, textually transphobic film provided safe haven and material comfort…

  • The Hunt

    The Hunt

    ½

    This is some dogshit innit

    Okay Im adding more thoughts: The noxious and untrue sentiment that only the rich care about climate change, that only the rich are racially diverse, that only the rich are gay and trans. This movie oozes centrism in the most noxious, fascistic, "well maybe if you people didn't call me racist I wouldn't have become a Nazi" kind of way. Its the Bret Stephens of action horror, the J. D. Vance of political satire; rich…

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