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  • Eight Eyes

    ★★★

  • One Cut of the Dead

    ★★★½

  • Death Car on the Freeway

    ★★½

  • Opera

    ★★★★

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  • Eight Eyes

    Eight Eyes

    ★★★

    This was fun. It is a low-budget small cast project that seems to be a love letter to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Panos Cosmatos.

    The score was very discordant and out of place which further pushed a feeling of uneasiness on the viewer.

    It is an Americans abroad and awful shit happens movie. You've seen it in Australia, Slovakia, The Netherlands, and now Serbia.

    The third act gets a little slow, and I feel like it shows us weird…

  • Death Car on the Freeway

    Death Car on the Freeway

    ★★½

    This is a movie from a weird era. It's a CBS-sponsored made-for-TV movie about a guy with the worst villain name ever, The Fiddler.

    I don't really like the 'investigative find the killer movies' unless they are really weird ( I'm looking at you Argento ) or are real gems of cinema. None of that is to be found here. The feminists are great, especially for when this would have originally aired, that was really cool.

    This movie likely paved…

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  • House

    House

    ★★★★½


    Melody: hehe...my fingers are gone.

    This is the most absurd, insane, and quirky piece of Japanese cinema I've ever seen. It is also absolutely amazing!

    The editing, the story, the score; hell everything, is all over the place in this movie, but it works. Sometimes it feels tongue-in-cheek and other times unironic while never hitting that awkward 'wink at the camera we know this stupid' moment that things like Sharknado do.

    House is really hard to talk about without ruining…

  • Resolution

    Resolution

    ★★★½

    Chris Daniels: Oh, God, Mike, I got a fuckin' dog. Can you believe that? I finally got a fuckin' dog. It's so fuckin' awesome. She doesn't live here, but she visits me every day. We're, uh, we're writing a book together on, uh, squirrels - her idea...

    Michael Danube: When was the last time you slept?

    Resolution is a surreal location-based film with a limited cast. Made with a budget of $20,000. This indie gem falls in between horror, thriller,…