Ok, well first of all Rammstein. Am I right, or am I right?

Ok, but in all seriousness, what the fuck is wrong with Lars Von Trier? Did his Mom like, throw him off of a balcony or something? I only bring that up because of the repeated imagery in his films. Was his Aunt Rhonda an evil cock loving child molester or something? I mean, WHY does he hate women? Can someone explain this to me?

Also: He one…

What a spectacularly beautifully filmed movie.

I mean, honestly- someone thought every single angle and every single shot through, to be like some pretty painting. Even down to the credits at the beginning of the film, being a part of the scenery. the imagination that went into every single moment was so very impressive.

Also, Ben Stiller is very good at... I guess the best way to put it is "self progression". In one film, he is capable of going…

Finally.

Someone dared answered that age old question- what happens when someone rapes a corpse, and then rapes you. Personally, this has been a question that has plagued my mind, and the minds of my friends and family for many generations.

To sum it up, you start to decompose, obviously. This has long been my theory, but I never had the balls to put it to the test. Thank goodness for the film makers of Contracted to finally be the…