The kingdom of Chicago is filled with corruption. A humble peasant must don the shining white armor of a valiant and stoic knight. Hush, a hero has arrived. He is beautiful and delicate like a rose but he has thorns to protect himself from predators. No evil sorcerer nor fire breathing dragon can stand in his path and survive. He inspires hope in the unfortunate and the downtrodden for he is one of them; a working man.
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Death of a Unicorn 2025
Shit, I’ve got nothing. I’m turning into 3 little children in a trench coat. “Hey, not so fast. I’m going to need to see some identification.” *holds out index card crudely drawn on with colored pencils* “Thank you, it’s just protocol. You know how it is. Enjoy your rated R movie sir.” Ha, we’ve fooled him, totally gamed the system.
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Funky Monkey 2004
$1.99 dvd, worth every penny.
Cinema that touches the soul. Currently my imagination is soaring through the clouds high above the mucky muck. Fully absorbed into this rollicking ape comedy I’ve stepped outside my own consciousness and have taken one step closer to experiencing enlightenment.
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Knives Out 2019
Nothing original to say, it’s really fun.
That Juul rip was sick.
Jamie Lee Curtis basically plays herself (cool).
Ana de Armas wasn’t a hologram (and fully clothed 😥😪).
Daniel Craig’s accent was great but Tom Hanks version of Kernel Sanders was embarrassing.
I wished this became a giallo movie (and damn did it come close + a couple certain shots later on), it didn’t.
Donut monologue.
I agree the final shot is superb.
Now that I said a bunch…
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