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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Finally watched Anora!

  Been meaning to see this ever since I first saw a trailer in what feels like a year ago. I remember the trailer really striking me in a way that they never do. And my goodness is Mikey Madison striking. I remember her really sticking out to me in whatever Scream movie she was in too. New celebrity crush unlocked.

  The description on Amazon compares it to a modern day Cinderella, and it is a bit that,…

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Ralph Fiennes is... Detective Pope: The Movie.

  I wasn't into it at first, but as it progresses it really hooks you. I kept thinking ooo now it's getting juicy. But again I kept thinking of this as Detective Pope. Then I saw all the memes comparing this to mean girls and it got so much better.

  Really though everything about it is top notch. The cast, the story, the script, the performances. But it was all the technical details that…

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  DC League of Super-Pets 2022

  Watched 09 Jun 2021 7

  I'm convinced that this will be a secret life of pets knock off.

  Superman and Krypto will be out on a mission trying to take down some bad guy. Krypto does something stupid to mess it up. The bad guy gets away. Superman takes krypto back to fortress of solitude and grounds him. Tells him no more superhero missions for a while.

  Krypto gets word of a dastardly supervillain plot. Superman won't hear it because he's still upset over the…

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★½ Added 9

  Star Wars is Pizza Hut.

  Now hear me out on this one.

  Pizza Hut was once the gold standard in fast casual pizza dining. You needed to look no further to find the best combination of quality and convenience with this one specific type of pizza. However, it’s popularity waned over the years and after some questionable decisions it saw its competition catch up and surpass them. Now Pizza Hut itself is playing catch up. The franchise that had once…