Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  As Above, So Below 2014

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  First movie to actually scare me a lil bit in a while so that's gotta have some kudos

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Everyone: this is a very good movie!
  Me: surely this can't be a good movie

  I am no better than an angry man

Popular reviews

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  Batman Forever 1995

  Watched 11 Jul 2023 2

  YES YES YES YES YES
  NO ONE ON HERE APPRECIATES A SILLY LITTLE MOVIE WHEN THEY SEE IT
  IM NOT EVEN JOKING ABOUT THE FIVE STARS
  THIS IS PERFORMANCE. THIS IS CINEMA
  THIS. IS. CAMP.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  Watched 11 Feb 2025 2

  Instead of naming the third one Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice they should name it Threetlejuice