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  Thanksgiving 2023

  Watched 22 Feb 2024

  I will always show up for Eli Roth.

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  No One Will Save You 2023

  Watched 23 Sep 2023

  Horror films have no business showing their CGI aliens this much. Especially if they’re doing the fucking YMCA?

Popular reviews

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  The Pirate 1948

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Feb 2016 1

  Gene's legs in those pirate shorts are hard evidence behind the "science" of God.

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★ Added 5

  Your friendly reminder that Nolan is a blithering imbecile.

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