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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
Looney Tunes x Night of the Creeps x Armageddon x Max Fleischer’s Superman
Beautifully animated. Painfully funny. Wonderfully demented. Perfectly sincere.
To think that the Warner Bros. Discovery conglomerate tried to bury something made with this much love…not even a cartoon villain is that full of shit.
Would happily take one or two of these per year for the rest of time.
(Cinemark Boynton Beach 14 and XD. Boynton Beach, FL)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990
(35th Anniversary Return to Theaters)
"Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt-kicking is back in town!"
A film so ingrained in my DNA, I can’t imagine life without it. A kids movie with zero jokes for kids. A scuzzy New York that feels more like Gotham City. An Elias Koteas performance that has never been topped in a comic book movie since.
This movie shouldn’t exist, and yet, here we are. The suits look a little worse. The pacing feels…
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Black Bag 2025
Who’s Afraid of Sex, Lies, and Videotape Mr. & Mrs. Smith?
You know you’re in for a good time when Soderbergh throws the hazy piss filter on the camera. Paperback pulp dressed in designer with Shakespearean actors doing playful smut. A mischievous, well-paced time at the movies that feels like it will be even more fun with a rewatch or three.
(Cinemark Boynton Beach 14 and XD. Boynton Beach, FL)
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Crimes of the Future 2022
I got up to go to the bathroom during the scene where the dude with ears all over his body starts to dance and a guy was getting an honest to god, pants around his ankles, handjob from his girlfriend two rows in front of me and I didn’t know what to do so I just went to sit back down and then they were gone by the time I got up to leave when the movie was over.
(Cinemark Palace 20. Boca Raton, FL)
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