Ripvanryan

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horror enthusiast/film school drop-out/amateur misanthrope

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  • Missing in Action

    ★★½

  • Dead Money

    ★★½

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★★

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  • Missing in Action

    Missing in Action

    ★★½

    Chuck Norris is Colonel James Braddock, a Vietnam vet who was held as a POW for years, still haunted by flashbacks of the hilariously inept extraction that got him captured, now called back to action to search for and rescue any additional POWs as promptly as possible, preferably before the release of Rambo: First Blood Part 2.

    Although Missing in Action has 1/10th the budget of Rambo or Casualties of War, there's also a distinctly rushed aspect to every action…

  • Dead Money

    Dead Money

    ★★½

    Emile Hirsch is a poker player he's got a hoodie and everything but the poker game gets robbed by bad guys Jackie Earle Haley and a guy I thought was doing a pretty good David Keith impression until the credits told me it was actually David Keith, but doughy Emile Hirsch* is more spry than he looks and manages to secretly steal the money back which enrages the bad guys so they kidnap his girlfriend, and most of the movie…

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