Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  If I happened to be a part of this movie, I would leave it off my resume from sheer shame.  Easy bottom 3, least favorite movies of all time.  Worst live action Disney remake by a WIDE mile.  A mix of boring, offensive, aggravating, nonsensical, ugly, bland, and just fucking slimy.  Probably the worse Disney property of all time, and maybe one of the most shameless movies ever made.  I cannot believe they genuinely made this thinking it’ll turn out good, and then actually released it.  If any movie deserves the Batgirl treatment, it’s this one

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I squirmed more during this than every Evil Dead movie

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Kind of an insane fumble, ngl.  Doomed from the start

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  Children of Men 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Talk about an instant classic, this feels like it came out last year

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